Bill Simmons wrote an article today regarding Kobe's comment about wanting to be traded from the Lakers. He made a list of the 7 most logical trade deals. Here is numero uno.
Deal No. 1: Phoenixtrades Shawn Marion, Leandro Barbosa, Marcus Banks and the rights toAtlanta's 2008 1st-rounder to the Lakers for Kobe and Radmanovic.
Now we're talking! Some of my favorite things about this trade include …
(A)The Lakers ending up with a nucleus of Marion, Odom, Barbosa and Bynum,along with Farmar, Walton, Turiaf and the No. 19 pick, as well as theinevitable Kwame Brown trade to a moronic team that convinces itselfthat Kwame's career could be salvaged. That's a pretty good foundation.
(B) Phoenix trotting out a starting lineup of Nash, Kobe, Raja Bell, Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw. Good golly. Sweet Jesus.
(C)Radmanovic realizing his manifest destiny of playing in Phoenix. It wasmeant to be from the moment Mike D'Antoni and Nash teamed up threeyears ago.
(D) Kobe and Raja as teammates. High comedy. The most improbable pairing since Rodman and Pippen 12 years ago.
(E)The most selfish player in the league (Kobe) playing with the mostunselfish player in the league (Nash). What a fascinating sociologicalexperiment. If Nash can turn Kobe into a team player, I'm voting himfor our 2008 President even though he's Canadian.
Twopotential problems: First, it's unlikely that the Lakers would be dumbenough to trade Kobe within their own division, although with Kupchakinvolved, anything's possible. And second, assuming that Nash has a sayin front office decisions at this point, would he really want togreen-light a scenario that has him managing two enormous egos inStoudemire and Kobe?
Well, lemme throw this at you: What if the Suns then swapped Stoudemire to Minnesota for KG, as I proposed in a May 14th column? That would give them the following crunch-time lineup: Nash, Kobe, Bell, Diaw and KG. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2008 World Champions! Just send them the trophy right now.
Sothat's my vote: Black Mamba, you're going to Phoenix to play with KGand Nash. And if it happens, I can guarantee that the 2008 playoffswill be more entertaining than the 2007 playoffs.
(Which isn't saying much, but still.)
If this happens, I will seriously light myself on fire. OMG. Someone please call 911 and tell them a small asian girl at Biola Library is about to have an aneurysm.